Pssst...

Do we really need all this?
Yes Pirate we do.

Groceries...

Yes those are nappies (diapers). Sigh.

On the road

Yes we are on the move again. TheDread Pirate tried to convince Esmée to use the Steed of Steel but she preferred her usual carriage.

Oh thank Gods!

The Pirate found his crew again! His adventures are too numerous to recount here but suffice to say they involved anything from dread sea monsters and raging wenches to Latin verb conjugations and (*shudder*) libraries. It was horrible! Or so the Pirate tells us. Anyway, all's well that ends well and everyone is home safe and sound.

Boooooriiiing!!!!

Both of them!

Helloooo?? Anyone there???
No Pirate, they're really not here. Distressing isn't it?
Yes, let's go find them!

Missing!

This morning, much to his dismay, the Pirate found that his crew was missing. They couldn't be found in their usual hammocks. Where the h...?

Mutiny!

I swear she nearly ate him!