On his way

to Cape Town and other faraway places in South Africa. Lucky lucky guy!

Have fun, R and Pirate!

Almost going away...

... the Dread Pirate spends the day at my office, trying to scrape together a kick-ass crew of giraffes and dragons. And plants.

Spot the differences. (Hint: there's more than 10.)

Even in the museum of antiquities, the Pirate finds a way to be rude to wimmin. It's amazing, this Pirate!

The Dread Pirate Gavroche visits Haarlem. Luvverly, ain't it? Yeah yeah, goes the Pirate, where be the strong ale and loose wimmin? (Not in there for sure, it's an art museum.)

Pirate! No I don't believe you killed it! I think it was already dead when we got here. I am quite certain.

When it comes to the wenches, Pirate never goes for the easy option. But the Warrior Woman may prove too much to handle even for the Dread Pirate Gavroche!