Just before he travelled to the US

the Pirate went to the hairdresser.
Meet Ans. She loved the Pirate.

Pirate warns about the effects of smoking

after the wallet incident he calmed down a little.. until he decided to hijack my step mums cigs.. she wasn’t impressed…

Thief!

So we took the dead pirate out for lunch … very nice too.. until he had a few beers, and then got all leary and tried to steal my dads wallet.. look here he is caught in the act …....

The Dread Pirate is with Flo!

"Not long after his arrival we took pirate to the beach… and little K decided to kidnap him."

NOOOOO!!!!

Okay, now it is all getting too much for the Pirate! Pink. Hello Kitty. Kitchenware.

Get me out of here!!!

Time to say goodbye to wonderful Japan. The Pirate was fine with the Sea and the food and all that, but he just can't handly the cuteness culture.

Sayonara!

Shibuya station

One of the busiest stations in the world, and one of the most famous crossings too - the one featured on Koyaanisqatsi. A wonderful and weird country, seemingly full of contradictions yet it all works. And when you're there, you understand how, somehow. But it is very hard to explain. Thinks the Pirate.

The Pirate hits Tokyo! (Again.)

(This time for real.)