Finally

I was eaten by a headless fish. Maybe it was the other way around but I don't remember.
Must do that again sometime.

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The Pirate will be going to France this summer.

Stay tuned for baguette fights...

Stinky feet!

They didn't get much better after the herring and onions either.

Finally! Wimmin!

Well ulloooo there darlin'. Whatsyourname?
Did you see her totally checking me out? No I am sure it wasn't the fresh herrings and onions that I had ceremoniously planted my feet into...

THIS is NOT a loose woman!

He is the cook guy. According to the lady, who eats his grub regularly, he is pretty good. I believe her.
Hey Pepe!

Drummer dude

Bit of a weirdo if you ask me but mostly harmless. Probably. Goes by the name of Juan. I think. Whatever, where's the booze an' eats an' loose wimmin?

Herring-do

Last week at the lady's (the lady=the Pirate's current host) workplace there was a kind of convivial do. Something with dead fish and rotted grapes.
"It was herring and wine! Pirate!"
Yeah whatever. Herring party Schmerring party. Anyway it was booze and there were some cool dudes and chickies so it don't matter what it was. Here's me taking care of the other drinks.

Behind this is Maarten

The Pirate is faster than lightening!

A day at the office

What a joy!

Anotherrrr sea!

The Aegean Sea or however that is spelled in English. Hah! Another sea to sail and wreak havock!!!

Pets?

He slaughtered most of them (see earlier post) but enslaved these two. Just for fun. He got rid of them when it turned they wouldn't bring him his slippers. The joined the pile.

Carry on carrion

Big Fish

Slaughtered

The Pirate slaughtered many a fearsome beast! Arrrrr!

And, of course, the keys

to the banana plantation, so to speak.

The monkey and the banana plantation

a.k.a. the Pirate and the winery

Oh gods...

... no literally: Oh Gods! That is Mount Olympus behind that layer of clouds. :-)
(I am sorry, the camera phone did not pick that up properly. But it is there!)

Greece!

Here in the quiet back streets of Thessaloniki... Correct that: in the formerly quiet back streets because then the Pirate came along. So much for quiet.

Shooting game

We're having pheasant tonight. Yum!

Zoo: shoulder parrot

"Does this parrot make me look fat?"

Peep!

Pirate! Don't peep into other people's stalls!!!!

Sunday morning

We went swimming. I thought that was harmless enough. That he as a pirate would be an excellent swimmer. And that he couldn't do much damage that way.

Turned out you are not allowed to swim with your hat on. And the Dread Pirate's hat STAYS ON!
Sheesh.