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Monday, June 8, 2009

NOOOOO!!!!

Okay, now it is all getting too much for the Pirate! Pink. Hello Kitty. Kitchenware.

Get me out of here!!!

Time to say goodbye to wonderful Japan. The Pirate was fine with the Sea and the food and all that, but he just can't handly the cuteness culture.

Sayonara!


Shibuya station

One of the busiest stations in the world, and one of the most famous crossings too - the one featured on Koyaanisqatsi. A wonderful and weird country, seemingly full of contradictions yet it all works. And when you're there, you understand how, somehow. But it is very hard to explain. Thinks the Pirate.

The Pirate hits Tokyo! (Again.)

(This time for real.)

Shirahama

Yes, there could be buried treasure on that little island.

Swimming in the Pacific

I had to hold on to him, seriously, otherwise he would've swum home to CaliforniYAY. He gets sentimental and homesick, the Pirate.

Beachhead


Bullet train!

How do you explain to a pirate that the inside of the train goes just as fast as the outside but you don't feel it? He kept wanting to stick his head out the window to feel the wind. With that speed, that would be a very bad idea, Pirate. Good thing the windows could not be opened at all, we would've had a headless pirate.

Five-storey pagoda, Nara.

Although he found it a tad impractical, the Pirate still enjoyed it. He's a bit of a barbarian.

Oh dear, another imperial palace.


We had to restrain the pirate otherwise he would've looted the place.

Kyoto!

The pirate shows the way.

Typical Japanese roofs

The pirate will point them out for you. There.

Soba

What kind of grub is that for a pirate? Buckwheat noodles, that's what.

The Pirate did it again.

Hitting on cute chicks everywhere. This time he hit S. She was very friendly to him. But not that friendly. She's a bit out of his league I fear.

The Sea of Japan!

Now THAT's more like it!
"Keep straight ahead, we'll invade Korea!"
What, with you, me, S and the old Japanese dude?
"Oh, right. Maybe not."

Hey, old Japanese dude!

Can this thing go any faster? (Shush, Pirate!)

Hagi

After all that talk of ships, we decided to actually get in one. Well, a boat. With a small motor. And a very quiet old Japanese guy boating us around Hagi. Showed us an old samurai house. Even the pirate was impressed. Now he thinks that in a former life he must have been a samurai. We agree. (Even despite their close relations with ninjas...)

Huh for Pirate-sized.

Pirate wants big ship!

17th century Dutch? That means...


SHIPS! Pirate-sized too!

Huh? Dutch interior in Japan?

Yep! The pirate and us visited Dejima (or Deshima) in Nagasaki, a reconstruction of the island where Dutch traders were stationed when Japan was closed to the outside. Only Dutch (and Chinese) were allowed to trade with Japan, but were only allowed to do so on this tiny island in the bay. This is the Pirate checking out the Opperhooft quarters.

Nagasaki Atom Bomb Memorial

It is customary for visiting school classes and other groups to offer strings of a thousand origami cranes. The Pirate was very impressed.

First night in Japan

Having finally reached our beds for the night, the Pirate was in it before I could even undress. We had to share the bed though. Luckily the Pirate was too tired to try anything. After all, you never know, with pirates.

Hello Kitty Bus!!!

Hey, it don't get much more Japanese than this right?

Paying a visit to the emperor

Although "paying a visit" would be a bit civilized to express the pirate's intentions once he got inside the palace grounds. We decided not to risk it and went back to the train station.

Dread Pirate hits Tokyo!

So we were all a bit tired from the flight and things but we found a way to visit Tokyo on our way to Fukuoka. Here the Dread Pirate is just done rubbing his sleepy eyes and gazing around. (Probably trying to spot Godzilla... this is the Pirate after all.) (No big giant newts spotted in Tokyo that day.)