Finally

I was eaten by a headless fish. Maybe it was the other way around but I don't remember.
Must do that again sometime.

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The Pirate will be going to France this summer.

Stay tuned for baguette fights...

Stinky feet!

They didn't get much better after the herring and onions either.

Finally! Wimmin!

Well ulloooo there darlin'. Whatsyourname?
Did you see her totally checking me out? No I am sure it wasn't the fresh herrings and onions that I had ceremoniously planted my feet into...

THIS is NOT a loose woman!

He is the cook guy. According to the lady, who eats his grub regularly, he is pretty good. I believe her.
Hey Pepe!

Drummer dude

Bit of a weirdo if you ask me but mostly harmless. Probably. Goes by the name of Juan. I think. Whatever, where's the booze an' eats an' loose wimmin?

Herring-do

Last week at the lady's (the lady=the Pirate's current host) workplace there was a kind of convivial do. Something with dead fish and rotted grapes.
"It was herring and wine! Pirate!"
Yeah whatever. Herring party Schmerring party. Anyway it was booze and there were some cool dudes and chickies so it don't matter what it was. Here's me taking care of the other drinks.

Behind this is Maarten

The Pirate is faster than lightening!

A day at the office

What a joy!