Oh thank Gods!

The Pirate found his crew again! His adventures are too numerous to recount here but suffice to say they involved anything from dread sea monsters and raging wenches to Latin verb conjugations and (*shudder*) libraries. It was horrible! Or so the Pirate tells us. Anyway, all's well that ends well and everyone is home safe and sound.

Boooooriiiing!!!!

Both of them!

Helloooo?? Anyone there???
No Pirate, they're really not here. Distressing isn't it?
Yes, let's go find them!

Missing!

This morning, much to his dismay, the Pirate found that his crew was missing. They couldn't be found in their usual hammocks. Where the h...?

Mutiny!

I swear she nearly ate him!

Oh wait...

I guess she IS impressed.

I order you to stop crying!

Now!

(It didn't work.)

Another crew member?

Walking along in Amsterdam West the Dread Pirate spotted this daunting photograph in the window of Brandeis Decohome (http://www.brandeis.nl/) and was immediately smitten. That smile! That attitude! That hair! He knew he had to recruit her for his adventures. Now only to find her and meet her in person... One day, me hearties, one day!

That way!

Now that he has a crew, if not an actual boat, the Dread Pirate
considers himself entitled to captaincy. Captain Gavroche leads the way!

The pirate is BACK!

Not only that, he has found two (2!) crewmembers for his mayhem. Meet The Twins. Don't they make you *shudder* with fear?